Okay before you guys freak out and start accusing me for not sending an invitation, or before you go running to your email inbox checking to see if I had sent an e-invitation instead and before you start thinking which sis of mine got married..or rather, which one is even old enough to marry, this is a post that made me feel dumb -_____________-
So one fine evening while i was lounging on the couch watching this malay drama which i've been hooked on to lately- Soffiya, TV3 (err sorry for the random ad) Ariscca decides to stage a stand-up comedy (joke was on me)
Ris: My piano teacher gave me present for getting married!
Me: (somewhat distracted) Mmmm...Oh i see..nice..What she gave?
Ris: This!! (flashing an Angry Bird ruler)
Me: (silently wondering how Angry Bird got THIS famous) Ruler? Why did she give a ruler for getting married?
Ris: Dunno..everyone got :D
Me: Oh...so...she married to a what? Chinese?
Ris: Huh? She got married long time ago lah..her daughter 6 years old
Me: Then? you said your teacher got married?
Ris: Not my teacher laaaaaaaaa! I got married!
Me: (Irritated) Haiya, whatever lah...not funny
Ris: (confused) REALLY lah! I GOT MARRIED! DONT BELIEVE, ASK MUMMY! SHE KNOWS!
Me: yeah yeah whatever..
Ris: (calling out to mummy) Mmy, I got MERIT for my Piano exams right?!
Me: huh? what? OH, MERIT?! Errr ohhh okay okay *slaps head (silently curses Kim Kardashian's wedding advertisement for implanting the 'marriage' craze in me)
Saturday, October 15, 2011
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
Addicted
I'm addicted to the pain you cause
Though I swore
I'll never walk through faulty doors
But to escape the world, I'll endure
The familiar steps down the gallows
The roses shower down
It's scent sweet as the promises endowed
Hatred blurred, hands reaching out
Thorns poked, yet fingers firmly grasped around
Bruised, bleeding and defeated
I stumble out the faulty door, cheated
Roses- I should have buried, and doors- bolted
But no, blinded I was, I treasured
Every memory, every picture we painted
Doesn't matter if they have faded
'Cause to the pain I'm addicted
Though I swore
I'll never walk through faulty doors
But to escape the world, I'll endure
The familiar steps down the gallows
The roses shower down
It's scent sweet as the promises endowed
Hatred blurred, hands reaching out
Thorns poked, yet fingers firmly grasped around
Bruised, bleeding and defeated
I stumble out the faulty door, cheated
Roses- I should have buried, and doors- bolted
But no, blinded I was, I treasured
Every memory, every picture we painted
Doesn't matter if they have faded
'Cause to the pain I'm addicted
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Bananas anyone?
Okay! So this one fine morning couple days back, me and my friend Teerath stopped by 7-Eleven to get some stuff. And every morning,at its counter, there would be some random fresh food on sale (yeah i know, im a frequent patron of 7E -.-") So on that day,it just had to be bananas. (Caution: please read this post with the every ounce of innocence deep within you) And as innocently as i could, i took one and examined it. It really looked gorgeous- the colour was bright and it was..errr...extraordinarily big. As i looked up at my friend she looked at me sideways and went "You want it?"
*awkward silence*
And in the background i heard this weird sound like as if someone was trying so hard not to snort. As i turned behind, there was this tall (and i mean tall) European dude, face as red as tomato, with his hands over his mouth, giggling. And after 5 seconds of blurness, i was like O-K, *blushes* i SO did not meant it THAT way!! And my friend also said she honestly wanted to ask if i want to BUY it- or so she claims!
Anyway, i know its weird to blog a new post on something like THIS after months of silence, but oh well, i just wanted to say that the next time i see a banana, i'll try not to giggle.
That said, i still <3 bananas, split, in cakes or in shakes! (and i mean it literally and innocently!)
*awkward silence*
And in the background i heard this weird sound like as if someone was trying so hard not to snort. As i turned behind, there was this tall (and i mean tall) European dude, face as red as tomato, with his hands over his mouth, giggling. And after 5 seconds of blurness, i was like O-K, *blushes* i SO did not meant it THAT way!! And my friend also said she honestly wanted to ask if i want to BUY it- or so she claims!
Anyway, i know its weird to blog a new post on something like THIS after months of silence, but oh well, i just wanted to say that the next time i see a banana, i'll try not to giggle.
That said, i still <3 bananas, split, in cakes or in shakes! (and i mean it literally and innocently!)
Monday, May 16, 2011
According To Ally.................AND Sugar!!
okay! hey people!Since I'm already in the 'battle of the sexes' mode, i figured, why not just make this whole week's blog posts under that theme ! tee-hee ^^And trust me, it ain't a difficult task to search for 'materials', instead, I'm actually having a hard time choosing which ones I want to post !But this one has got to be by far, the most amusing stream of FB comments PERTAINING THE SUBJECT MATTER (sorry, a lil inside joke here)But i've gotta admit, Sugriiva Param Nambiar, it was awesome and hell lot of fun !The verdict of this battle? I'll leave it to you guys to decide, okay? P/S: Credits to you, Sugar :)
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