Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Bananas anyone?

Okay! So this one fine morning couple days back, me and my friend Teerath stopped by 7-Eleven to get some stuff. And every morning,at its counter, there would be some random fresh food on sale (yeah i know, im a frequent patron of 7E -.-") So on that day,it just had to be bananas. (Caution: please read this post with the every ounce of innocence deep within you) And as innocently as i could, i took one and examined it. It really looked gorgeous- the colour was bright and it was..errr...extraordinarily big. As  i looked up at my friend she looked at me sideways and went "You want it?"
*awkward silence*
And in the background i heard this weird sound like as if someone was trying so hard not to snort. As i turned behind, there was this tall (and i mean tall) European dude, face as red as tomato, with his hands over his mouth, giggling. And after 5 seconds of blurness, i was like O-K, *blushes* i SO did not meant it THAT way!! And my friend also said she honestly wanted to ask if i want to BUY it- or so she claims!
Anyway, i know its weird to blog a new post on something like THIS after months of silence, but oh well, i just wanted to say that the next time i see a banana, i'll try not to giggle.
That said, i still <3 bananas, split, in cakes or in shakes! (and i mean it literally and innocently!)
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Monday, May 16, 2011

According To Ally.................AND Sugar!!


okay! hey people!
Since I'm already in the 'battle of the sexes' mode, i figured, why not just make this whole week's blog posts under that theme ! tee-hee ^^
And trust me, it ain't a difficult task to search for 'materials', instead, I'm actually having a hard time choosing which ones I want to post !
But this one has got to be by far, the most amusing stream of FB comments PERTAINING THE SUBJECT MATTER (sorry, a lil inside joke here)
But i've gotta admit, Sugriiva Param Nambiar, it was awesome and hell lot of fun !
The verdict of this battle? I'll leave it to you guys to decide, okay? 
P/S: Credits to you, Sugar :)

Allysha Michael
‎(Mr. Rochester to Jane Eyre): You never felt jealousy, did you, Miss Eyre? Of course not: I need not ask you; because you never felt love.
April 9 at 6:35pm ·  · 
  • You, Reshven Narayanan, Gurvinder Singh, Janine Kimura and 5 others like this.
    • Michelle Cheong I've been WAITING for you to post this status weyh. Everytime I would have the urge to post it myself. :P
      April 9 at 6:38pm ·  ·  1 person
    • Allysha Michael HAHAHAHAHAH!!! i knowww riteeeeeeee!!! sighhhhsss! you never post any lines also....!! :O
      April 9 at 6:40pm · 
    • Michelle Cheong Cause I already posted the Hell one, so I thought no need to post others lah. :P
      April 9 at 6:41pm · 
    • Allysha Michael owhhh Hell???!!!! hahahahhahaa THAT one!!!
      April 9 at 6:41pm · 
    • Michelle Cheong The funny one. :P
      April 9 at 6:43pm · 
    • Aisyah Munirah JANE EYRE BESTTTT :) CHARLOTTE BRONTE ♥
      April 9 at 6:58pm · 
    • Allysha Michael eeeehhhh??? u read toooooooooo???? WHOA!!!
      April 9 at 6:59pm · 
    • Aisyah Munirah mesti ah aku bace :p read it when I was 13 :P
      April 9 at 7:01pm · 
    • Allysha Michael ‎*malumalu* when u were in UK is it?? yeah! awesome lines rite? :D
      April 9 at 7:02pm · 
    • Aisyah Munirah yeappp hehe. asl nak malu plak -.- bolehla, tak direct sgt mr.rochester tu. i watched the movie as well XD
      April 9 at 7:02pm · 
    • Allysha Michael haha! malu cuz im reading it at 18..? =="
      April 9 at 7:04pm · 
    • Allysha Michael i watched the one where the girl from Narnia plays young jane eyre..u?
      April 9 at 7:04pm · 
    • Aisyah Munirah haha lek ah. bace jugak en. I watched it at tv, BBC channel.
      April 9 at 7:07pm · 
    • Allysha Michael oh i see :) nice rite?
      April 9 at 7:07pm · 
    • Aisyah Munirah yeappp. best :) dah bace wuthering heights by her sister? emily bronte
      April 9 at 7:08pm · 
    • Allysha Michael YEAH!!! im a classic chick! hehehee my mum has ALL the collection! geeky much? B)
      April 9 at 7:08pm · 
    • Aisyah Munirah cool mayn! nahh not geeky la. best kot bace classic masterpieces, although i must say, jane eyre is still my fave than pride and prejudice. jane austen wrote too many books, and i cannot differ which is which -.-
      April 9 at 7:10pm · 
    • Allysha Michael HAHAH!
      April 9 at 7:10pm · 
    • Allysha Michael eeeehh but i still ♥ pride and prejudice MORE! :D
      April 9 at 7:10pm · 
    • Aisyah Munirah mr darcy too ANGKUH :P. eh i think im going to re-read pride and prejudice back -.- haha kinda forgot the storyline. what other books eh? do u know jane austen's house at bath, england is called GAY STREET? hahaha i just remembered!
      April 9 at 7:13pm ·  ·  1 person
    • Sugriiva Param Nambiar good to see you enjoying the novel =)
      April 9 at 10:19pm ·  ·  1 person
    • Allysha Michael aisyah: haha, uhhh okayyy, i lost u there babe. anyway, have fun with ur literatures and recommend some nice ones for me? ;D
      April 10 at 11:52am · 
    • Allysha Michael sugar: dudeee! sarcasm huh? haha, not 'enjoy'ing lah, but many quotable lines actually..read it before? :)
      April 10 at 11:53am · 
    • Sugriiva Param Nambiar yeah, i studied it too... i still prefer novels with more action like Troy or mystery books from Dan Brown
      April 10 at 11:23pm ·  ·  1 person
    • Allysha Michael typical male! haha, the guys gave us this defensive look whenever we swoon over Mr.Rochester! :P
      April 11 at 4:57pm · 
    • Sugriiva Param Nambiar typical female! swooning over fictional men =P
      April 11 at 9:55pm ·  ·  1 person
    • Allysha Michael typical male, having a problem with females swooning over fictional men, who are clearly, hotter than them anyway! :pp
      April 12 at 11:31am ·  ·  1 person
    • Sugriiva Param Nambiar typical female: not noticing real life hot men and having a problem with men pointing it out
      April 12 at 8:49pm ·  ·  2 people
    • Allysha Michael typical male: thinking their hot but when they actually are not!
      April 12 at 8:58pm · 
    • Allysha Michael ‎:P
      April 12 at 8:58pm · 
    • Sugriiva Param Nambiar typical female:denying the truth
      April 12 at 8:59pm · 
    • Allysha Michael typical male: not even telling the truth i
      April 12 at 9:00pm ·  ·  1 person
    • Sugriiva Param Nambiar typical female: doubting factual evidence
      April 12 at 9:08pm · 
    • Allysha Michael typical male: wrongful interpretation of evidence (a.k.a blindness)
      April 12 at 9:13pm · 
    • Sugriiva Param Nambiar typical female: argumentative (will use anything to win)
      April 12 at 9:15pm · 
    • Allysha Michael typical male: defensive (will use anything to TRY to win, but doesnt)
      April 12 at 9:17pm · 
    • Sugriiva Param Nambiar typical female: thinks she can win
      April 12 at 9:17pm · 
    • Allysha Michael thats called confidence, my friend! typical male: DARES to even THINK he can win
      April 12 at 9:20pm · 
    • Sugriiva Param Nambiar im no common man, i DARE, and i NEVER give up.... i have it tattooed on my back ;) typical female: underestimates males
      April 12 at 9:24pm ·  ·  1 person
    • Allysha Michael typical male: overestimates themselves! ;
      April 12 at 9:32pm ·  ·  1 person
    • Sugriiva Param Nambiar typical female: assumes things about males
      April 12 at 9:33pm · 
    • Sugriiva Param Nambiar p.s. you should actually list all this down, it's not bad... pretty funny haha
      April 12 at 9:34pm ·  ·  2 people
    • Allysha Michael typical male: doesnt wanna accept that the female's assumptions are FACTS!
      April 12 at 9:40pm ·  ·  1 person
    • Allysha Michael hahaha! i know rite! very...uh...intellectual! XD
      April 12 at 9:40pm · 
    • Sugriiva Param Nambiar typical female: baseless assumptions
      April 12 at 9:41pm · 
    • Allysha Michael typical male: just, baseless
      April 12 at 9:41pm · 
    • Sugriiva Param Nambiar part of me feels sorry for your boyfriend, but another part of me is proud we have powerful women like you today
      April 12 at 9:42pm ·  ·  2 people
    • Sugriiva Param Nambiar typical female: still assuming
      April 12 at 9:42pm ·  ·  1 person
    • Allysha Michael i LIKE the OTHER part of u ;)
      April 12 at 9:42pm · 
    • Allysha Michael sorrynobf :P
      April 12 at 9:42pm · 
    • Allysha Michael typical male: still baseless
      April 12 at 9:43pm · 
    • Sugriiva Param Nambiar typical female: still in denial
      April 12 at 9:50pm · 
    • Sugriiva Param Nambiar what? you got no bf? unbelievable!
      April 12 at 9:50pm · 
    • Allysha Michael ‎*insulted* why unbelievable? im THAT bad huh? :/ haha
      April 12 at 9:52pm · 
    • Allysha Michael typical male: ALWAYS in denial
      April 12 at 9:53pm · 
    • Sugriiva Param Nambiar nooooo, not intended as an insult.... beautiful girl like you still single, hard to come across now a days
      April 12 at 9:54pm ·  ·  2 people
    • Sugriiva Param Nambiar typical female: FOREVER in denial
      April 12 at 9:55pm · 
    • Allysha Michael typical male: cannot even understand that FOREVER=ALWAYS (ask Taylor Swift) ;)
      April 12 at 9:56pm · 
    • Allysha Michael conclusion: MEN and WOMEN are equal? o.0
      April 12 at 9:56pm ·  ·  1 person
    • Allysha Michael sheyyyyyt what a conclusion!!! hahaha
      April 12 at 9:56pm · 
    • Sugriiva Param Nambiar typical female: uses celebrities as dictionaries
      April 12 at 9:56pm · 
    • Allysha Michael and oh, thanks for the compliment :)
      April 12 at 9:57pm ·  ·  1 person
    • Sugriiva Param Nambiar conclusion: MEN and WOMEN are equal =)
      April 12 at 9:57pm ·  ·  1 person
    • Allysha Michael typical male: repeats what the female says and act proud as if their own -.-"
      April 12 at 9:57pm · 
    • Sugriiva Param Nambiar eheh, concluded oredi dont start somemore, i lazy.... (typical male)
      April 12 at 9:58pm ·  ·  2 people
    • Allysha Michael YAY!!!! i won!!!! *smug grim* anyways, i wish the whole world could read this man! :D
      April 12 at 10:01pm · 
    • Allysha Michael ‎*smug grin*
      April 12 at 10:01pm · 
    • Sugriiva Param Nambiar no you didnt, im just lazy.... besides, you concluded it
      April 12 at 10:01pm · 
    • Sugriiva Param Nambiar men and women are equal
      April 12 at 10:02pm · 
    • Allysha Michael uh...but u posted it last *looks above*
      April 12 at 10:02pm · 
    • Sugriiva Param Nambiar okayh la.... here's one characteristic of a man, knowing when to give up, and to always put ladies ahead of themselves
      April 12 at 10:03pm ·  ·  2 people
    • Allysha Michael awwwwwhhh thats why 'MEN' comes after WOmen
      April 12 at 10:04pm ·  ·  1 person
    • Sugriiva Param Nambiar men who acknowledge that are called gentlemen.... women who abuse that are called bitches
      April 12 at 10:06pm ·  ·  1 person
    • Allysha Michael whoa!!! HAHAHAHA! yeah, ur gentle. happy? :)
      April 12 at 10:07pm · 
    • Sugriiva Param Nambiar gentle? *insulted*
      April 12 at 10:09pm · 
    • Allysha Michael are you a gentleman, Sugriiva Param Nambiar? XD
      April 12 at 10:10pm · 
    • Sugriiva Param Nambiar that is not for me to decide... i am who i am, and i respect women
      April 12 at 10:11pm · 
    • Allysha Michael with that statement, i hereby declare Sugriiva Param Nambiar, a gentleman :)
      April 12 at 10:13pm · 
    • Sugriiva Param Nambiar i am honored
      April 12 at 10:15pm ·  ·  1 person
    • Allysha Michael ‎*standing ovation* *hoots and cheers* :D
      April 12 at 10:18pm ·  ·  1 person
    • Allysha Michael ‎Sugriiva Param Nambiar allow me to copy this?
      8 minutes ago · 
    • Sugriiva Param Nambiar yeah sure why not =)
      3 minutes ago · 
    • Allysha Michael okay!! cant wait! haha :D
      2 minutes ago ·  ·  1 person
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