Tuesday, May 10, 2011

PPMS

okay, before i really sit and blog about the 5 months in 2011 that is pending, i shall tell you guys about my latest 'discovery' in the human body, or more like the hu-WO-man body -.-"
whats PPMS? its called the Pre-Pre Menstrual Syndrome..
its when every single thing ticks you off and you FIND things to be pissed off at. But literally, it did happen to me today, and many days before this, EVEN when its not really the PMS time yet. For example, in college today, Furqan was sitting next to me highlighting his notes and he is the kind of person who reads out loud. i was soooo annoyed and said "Furqan, why cant you just read silently?!" and his 'brilliant' reply was, "Allysha, why can't you just talk to yourself!"
Somehow, i couldn't see the relevance in that response but oh well, its Furqan, so whats new.
Another classmate of mine, Thevan, is another victim of my PPMS days and my partner in crime would be Michelle! haha! When we lash out at Thevan (he is a fav target because most of the times, he asks for it) we make it a point to use PMS as our excuse. And yesterday, when that happened, Thevan said:
"God, Im never gonna marry a woman" (I thought he meant he was GOING GAY) thankfully, he corrected later on, "Im never going to get married." Well, kudos then Thevan, cuz i think you saved a few females from the fear of being your 'potential targets'.
Anyway, my point is, i admit i use the PMS excuse to my advantage and it is kinda unfair to the guys at times, but then again, thats the beauty of being a woman! Its an incentive God gave us to compensate for 9 months of pregnancy and labour! Oh! AND a lifetime of torture in the form of a 'husband'! XD

3 comments:

Lishaanth said...
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Lishaanth said...

wat kinda philosophy is this la :P tsk tsk tsk

Allysha Michael said...

hahahaha! agree or not, lishaanth?? :P