Monday, May 16, 2011
Saturday, May 14, 2011
Girls are complicated?
Okay, first, forgive me for posting sexist stuffs lately..cant blame me that the people around me keep saying things that will start a battle of the sexes any moment!
So, here goes..
On a fine night (about 2am) i happened to be stuck on Skype with two jokers (actually, make that one. Brandon was too busy emo-ing to be a clown. But Anson, sigh, never disappoints. He's a natural!)
And suddenly, Brandon comes up with this brilliant statement : girls are complicated
And Anson : Wait till you see my mother! Then you will know what is complicated!
(this part, i was laughing my head off and had it not for brandon's original statement to remind me im supposed to be siding the women, i would have gave Anson a huge High-5 and a look that says "TELL ME ABOUT IT!!")
Anyway, there was more to the conversation and they used unfair means to shut me up. Anson brought up the whole Human Rights issue we just learned saying he has rights to private and family life.
-.-"
Well, my dear mohawk batman, according to the very same rights ur referring to, there is an article for the rights to freedom of expression; so you can stop whining about me blogging about this :P
Geeeez, somehow, this guy doesnt show up for 3/4 of the classes and blames it on the lack of parking in the LRT station, and has the cheek to use the teeny bit of syllabus he showed up for in a Skype convo! Haha, but anyway, despite his fail attempt at telling a joke, he still managed to make me laugh. Come to think about it, the mere presence of him is funny! Hope he cheered emo Brandon up as well.
P/S: So, to your statement earlier Brandon, yeah, we are complicated! suck it up, deal with it, or just go gay! XD
So, here goes..
On a fine night (about 2am) i happened to be stuck on Skype with two jokers (actually, make that one. Brandon was too busy emo-ing to be a clown. But Anson, sigh, never disappoints. He's a natural!)
And suddenly, Brandon comes up with this brilliant statement : girls are complicated
And Anson : Wait till you see my mother! Then you will know what is complicated!
(this part, i was laughing my head off and had it not for brandon's original statement to remind me im supposed to be siding the women, i would have gave Anson a huge High-5 and a look that says "TELL ME ABOUT IT!!")
Anyway, there was more to the conversation and they used unfair means to shut me up. Anson brought up the whole Human Rights issue we just learned saying he has rights to private and family life.
-.-"
Well, my dear mohawk batman, according to the very same rights ur referring to, there is an article for the rights to freedom of expression; so you can stop whining about me blogging about this :P
Geeeez, somehow, this guy doesnt show up for 3/4 of the classes and blames it on the lack of parking in the LRT station, and has the cheek to use the teeny bit of syllabus he showed up for in a Skype convo! Haha, but anyway, despite his fail attempt at telling a joke, he still managed to make me laugh. Come to think about it, the mere presence of him is funny! Hope he cheered emo Brandon up as well.
P/S: So, to your statement earlier Brandon, yeah, we are complicated! suck it up, deal with it, or just go gay! XD
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
PPMS
okay, before i really sit and blog about the 5 months in 2011 that is pending, i shall tell you guys about my latest 'discovery' in the human body, or more like the hu-WO-man body -.-"
whats PPMS? its called the Pre-Pre Menstrual Syndrome..
its when every single thing ticks you off and you FIND things to be pissed off at. But literally, it did happen to me today, and many days before this, EVEN when its not really the PMS time yet. For example, in college today, Furqan was sitting next to me highlighting his notes and he is the kind of person who reads out loud. i was soooo annoyed and said "Furqan, why cant you just read silently?!" and his 'brilliant' reply was, "Allysha, why can't you just talk to yourself!"
Somehow, i couldn't see the relevance in that response but oh well, its Furqan, so whats new.
Another classmate of mine, Thevan, is another victim of my PPMS days and my partner in crime would be Michelle! haha! When we lash out at Thevan (he is a fav target because most of the times, he asks for it) we make it a point to use PMS as our excuse. And yesterday, when that happened, Thevan said:
"God, Im never gonna marry a woman" (I thought he meant he was GOING GAY) thankfully, he corrected later on, "Im never going to get married." Well, kudos then Thevan, cuz i think you saved a few females from the fear of being your 'potential targets'.
Anyway, my point is, i admit i use the PMS excuse to my advantage and it is kinda unfair to the guys at times, but then again, thats the beauty of being a woman! Its an incentive God gave us to compensate for 9 months of pregnancy and labour! Oh! AND a lifetime of torture in the form of a 'husband'! XD
whats PPMS? its called the Pre-Pre Menstrual Syndrome..
its when every single thing ticks you off and you FIND things to be pissed off at. But literally, it did happen to me today, and many days before this, EVEN when its not really the PMS time yet. For example, in college today, Furqan was sitting next to me highlighting his notes and he is the kind of person who reads out loud. i was soooo annoyed and said "Furqan, why cant you just read silently?!" and his 'brilliant' reply was, "Allysha, why can't you just talk to yourself!"
Somehow, i couldn't see the relevance in that response but oh well, its Furqan, so whats new.
Another classmate of mine, Thevan, is another victim of my PPMS days and my partner in crime would be Michelle! haha! When we lash out at Thevan (he is a fav target because most of the times, he asks for it) we make it a point to use PMS as our excuse. And yesterday, when that happened, Thevan said:
"God, Im never gonna marry a woman" (I thought he meant he was GOING GAY) thankfully, he corrected later on, "Im never going to get married." Well, kudos then Thevan, cuz i think you saved a few females from the fear of being your 'potential targets'.
Anyway, my point is, i admit i use the PMS excuse to my advantage and it is kinda unfair to the guys at times, but then again, thats the beauty of being a woman! Its an incentive God gave us to compensate for 9 months of pregnancy and labour! Oh! AND a lifetime of torture in the form of a 'husband'! XD
Saturday, May 7, 2011
REVAMP!
okay! with the revamp of my blog, im declaring that im gonna start blogging again. (i hope)
since the last post, there has been a major 'shift' in my life! I'm in a new phase now, though i wouldnt say its the best phase-yet, but there certainly is a LOT of things to write about..
not necessarily 'exciting' but noteworthy..
in these few months that i have not signed into my blog, i had the most diverse emotion-experiencing that any human could ask for, so i shall sum it up nicely for everyone (incase you happen to relate to what i felt in the future). Before i do that, i'll lay on my bed for a couple more days trying to recall what happened, first, then i'll be back!!
:)
since the last post, there has been a major 'shift' in my life! I'm in a new phase now, though i wouldnt say its the best phase-yet, but there certainly is a LOT of things to write about..
not necessarily 'exciting' but noteworthy..
in these few months that i have not signed into my blog, i had the most diverse emotion-experiencing that any human could ask for, so i shall sum it up nicely for everyone (incase you happen to relate to what i felt in the future). Before i do that, i'll lay on my bed for a couple more days trying to recall what happened, first, then i'll be back!!
:)
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